Retarded new product post #5

Okay, at first this wasn't supposed to turn into a series, but Retarded New Product Post just won't go away because I keep running across shit like this:

It works like a hula-hoop from what I can tell. There must be millions to be made in the fitness market. We've already proved that we'll buy the thighmaster, the sauna belt, the gazelle. Go ahead, laugh all you want. Next time you see me I'll be dancing my way to Skinnytown.

Check out the Dancing UFO here.

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