Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tom Cruise is the sanest man alive.

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Oh. My. God. I would tell him exactly where to put that binky. What an ass.
(via ny daily news)



Blogger danni said...

He is completely insane. Check out this site!

This is pretty funny as well!!

11:04 AM  
Blogger ionca said...

love it.
are those asian teeth? he's a racist pig.

3:55 PM  
Blogger bird said...

ionca...! :)

He is a control freak and I hope he doesn't kill Katie someday!

7:45 PM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said...

Why couldn't he just use one of those athlete ones?? Like boxers wear? Doesn't make any sense. Is he just looking for ways to blow cash? Asshole.

8:13 AM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said... not that I condone the whole idea anyway. He's a fucktard. But, just sayin'. There are already things on the market. Why not just a stick??

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know binky's ... I do!

9:16 AM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

what about the screams she'll make when she realizes that she's with him? he will have to muffle those with a pillow!

11:22 PM  

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