Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tom Cruise is the sanest man alive.


"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Oh. My. God. I would tell him exactly where to put that binky. What an ass.
(via ny daily news)

AW

7 Comments:

Blogger danni said...

He is completely insane. Check out this site!

This is pretty funny as well!!

11:04 AM  
Blogger ionca said...

love it.
are those asian teeth? he's a racist pig.

3:55 PM  
Blogger bird said...

ionca...! :)

He is a control freak and I hope he doesn't kill Katie someday!

7:45 PM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said...

Why couldn't he just use one of those athlete ones?? Like boxers wear? Doesn't make any sense. Is he just looking for ways to blow cash? Asshole.

8:13 AM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said...

Uh..er.. not that I condone the whole idea anyway. He's a fucktard. But, just sayin'. There are already things on the market. Why not just a stick??

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know binky's ... I do!

9:16 AM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

what about the screams she'll make when she realizes that she's with him? he will have to muffle those with a pillow!

11:22 PM  

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