Tuesday, September 12, 2006

New species of mullet identified!

Maddox Jolie-Pitt
The Mullhawk

According to AskMen.com, the Mullhawk is a relative newcomer on the mullet scene, the Mullhawk is the ungodly pairing of a mullet and a mohawk. Wearers of the Mullhawk can typically be seen destroying public property and hurting small animals wherever punk music is being played. Unlike wearers of the Permullet, this breed of mulleteer in not to be toyed with.

Keep it real, Maddox. I just hope we don't see Zahara sportin' the Permullet anytime soon.




Blogger prunella jones said...

Kinda cute on a four year old. It would be really disturbing on anyone else though.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous dirtybird said...

That's hot.

6:41 PM  
Blogger LA said...

What Pru said. ^

9:10 PM  
Blogger ffleur said...

he's a cute little guy and can get away with it at this age. Emphasis on the "little", this guy looks like he is going to be a short one.

1:35 AM  
Blogger Virenda said...

He's cute but I have to agree that the "mullhakw" is a no-no. Kinda looks like a hat or something.

12:19 PM  
Blogger kookla100 said...

It won't be long until Zahara is sporting a Frullet. Fro + Mullet. Brangelina needs to know that it takes more than Carol's Daughter's product to keep that mess in place. Invest in a flat iron and some Frizz-Ease, please!

8:35 PM  
Blogger CHAOS said...

Smart PR move ... put the boy in a freak haircut so they focus on him instead of the newborn.

Gotta give Brangelina credit, they know how to work it!

11:14 AM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

you all realize nicole richie was adopted too? and we all know how she turned out. keep treating your kids like toys and you'll be sorry!

8:35 PM  

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