Mississippi prom hair circa 1987

Tara Reid just can't get it right. I mean come on. No one in their right mind would sport this hair-did in 2007. I swear she looks just like my second cousin, Tiffany's prom picture from 20 years ago. I'm willing to bet that there is a serious amount of Aqua Net extra-hold unscented holding that shit up.

Once upon a time before the all night booze fests with the Hilton sisters, botched lipo and boob jobs, fall down drunk panty shots and a failed romance with Carson Daly she looked like this:

AW