Saturday, January 20, 2007

TEAM K-FED

I am officially annoucing that I am now on Team K-Fed (unless he does something incredibly stupid because that's just how I roll)

KFed was a backup dancer living in LA when Britney met him. He was semi-successful at it, having performed on tours with Christina Milian, *NSYNC, Justin Timberlake, P!nk, Michael Jackson, Destiny's Child, LFO and Britney Spears' opening act. Yes he had a girlfriend and yes they have one kid and she was preggo with their second and he leaves her for Britney Spears - dispicable and I'm not defending it. But, c'mon, it's Britney Spears! Before anybody knew her true colors. This is when she still had good management, stylists, and publicists. I'm sorry but most people are apt to get celebrity-stricken. Plus she was chasing after him - remember? Can any of us honestly say what we would have done in his situation?

Britney has proven herself to be a dirty-trashy-skank-ho time after time after time. Kevin deserves every freaking penny he can get out of her. She's the one who eagerly drug him into her spotlight and flaunted him around like a new purse.

Kevin can come of out of this on top if he does the following:

1. Never. Rap. Again. Forget it about it. Right it off to a phase of life.

2. Clean up his act and totally throw out the wigga, "thug-life" style. Go for a Justin-meets-Becks kinda style.

3. Limit your exposure, as I like to say. Take some acting lessons or some voice lessons and get good at something out of the lime light. Build up some credibility at something.

4. Be a phenomenal Dad.

That's just my opinion and not AW's so all you Britney fans/KFed haters don't hate on her.

oncur with CD. Show us what you got, K-Fed.

7 Comments:

Blogger Diane said...

I'm with ya!

1:20 AM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

I think he should start a sperm bank. He's awfully good at getting chicks pregnant.

12:16 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

I sorta hate to admit it, but I've been team K-Fed since the c-section photos incident.

If he were to also try to minimize the "K-Fed" and build up the "Kevin Federline", I think he'd come off less White-Boy-Failed-Rapper.

C'mon Kevin... Its an easy race to win when your competing against what Britney has become.

6:49 PM  
Blogger CHAOS said...

I'm with you Pope. He's a good looking guy with a very high Q rating.

Talent's got nothing to do with success in Hollywood!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed pope's. Have you read the interview where he is talking about his nationwide insurance spot...he isn't as stupid as he looks.

9:02 PM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

i don't mind kfed, but couldn't he take a clipper to those thumb nails? that's ridiculous.

10:07 AM  
Blogger ICEEBEE said...

Pruney, that's really using your head...

12:50 PM  

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