Finally.
Fart free beans. God bless science. I mean really, it's good to know that of all the things scientists could be solving or healing, this is how they choose to make a living. I'm not sure this is the quickest way to a Nobel Peace Prize although my Uncle Richard may disagree.AW
posted by Pope-rah at 5:28 PM
6 Comments:
Ya Scientists, don't go trying to cure cancer or nothing.......
HIV? Cancer? Heart Disease? No, no, my friends, I choose to take on a more noble cause. Beans and the horrendous embarressment that can arise from their consumption.
Sure. Fat free beans. But read the label. Closer. Right there. "May cause anal leakage". It's always something!
It's FART FREE, kookla.
OMG I HAVE To replace all beans in the house with these. Ahhhh, no more green cloud invasion from the Prince's ass.
fart free beans? with a pinch of bacteria? serve me up a heaping bowl of that right now! and then get started on that broccolli situation. and don't come back until you make cabbage methane free too.
Post a Comment
<< Home