Tuesday, October 31, 2006

She's a Slut-iac, Slut-iac on the floor!

Lindsay Lohan spreading disease at some Halloween party.

Lindsay Blohan was recently quoted in a National Ledger article as saying:

"It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere. Anyway, I don't even think I have had my best kiss yet."
Look Lindsay, in case you've been too high to scan through a tabloid in the past year...let me catch you up: Angelina Jolie has cohabitated with the sexiest man alive. She's allowed him to legally adopt her 2 exotic babies and popped out a third one of their own making. For all intents and purposes she is a married, middle aged, soccer mom.

The whole slut thing is so 2003.

AW

14 Comments:

Blogger prunella jones said...

Poor Lindsay. She despretely needs a college education. Even a GED would be helpful. This girl is so very, very clueless I almost feel sorry for her. Though not enough to quit making fun of her.

12:50 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

Nothing is trendy when Paris Hilton has beat you to it.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Is she delusional? She is not even in the same league as Angelina Jolie! Bitch needs to have her head examined and while they are at it, a slew of test to check for STDs.

8:41 PM  
Blogger PixieGaf said...

Looks like Lindsay is getting a little beer belly.

9:17 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

Angelina takes on alot of lovers? The only ones I can name are Brad, Billy Bob, Jonny Lee Miller and that kinda strange Asian lesbian who keeps selling her story to the tabloids

10:20 PM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

diane, those are just the ones you know about. even angelina had to zip up her vagina and stick with one guy eventually.

11:04 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

the outfit is so 1983.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd still hit it.

8:46 AM  
Blogger joy said...

If your'e a whore and you know it clap your hands...

11:34 PM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said...

Well, but Angelina wasn't at the whore level this girl is. And WHAT the fuck is she wearing? Seriously? Is she color blind? AND retarded??

1:10 PM  
Blogger Shasta MacNasty said...

Well, but Angelina wasn't at the whore level this girl is

You're right. Angelina eclipsed whatever Lindsay is doing. Let's see, several sexual relationships with women, other women's husbands, the blood-letting with Billy Bob, and let's not forget all that mouth-kissing with her brother.

And just for the record, I really don't buy into the "whore" label. Seriously, if this was a guy, it wouldn't be all that serious.

I'm jus' sayin'. :)

7:39 PM  
Blogger LA said...

^What NaughtyVoyeur said.

Your headline is perfection.

9:07 PM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

naughty, give the ho a break. leggings hides her cankles.

10:55 PM  
Blogger NaughtyVoyeur said...

Well, Shasta, perhaps so.. but Angie was a bit more sneaky with her STUDING then. And if she were a guy, I'd still call him a whore. And, I don't think there is any evidence that she ain't? Oh, no, wait.. those no-panties shots.

8:04 PM  

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