Seriously. Are you kidding me?
posted by Pope-rah at 10:48 PM
Dave: "Uh, so yeah, Dennis, did she like it when you stuck your thumb in ..."Dennis: "Hell yah, my pimp. And then, she'd scream, and I'd..."Poor Carmen.How'd she go from one guy with an obviously HUGE youknowwhat, to that pipsqueak? Certainly, it must have been love!
Dennis: Did you bring the Magnum Condoms for tonight?Dave: Carmen likes it bareback.Dennis: Dude, she was with Prince back in the day!Dave: Who wasn't?
Actually it should read, "Somewhere Carmen Electra's asshole is burning"
It's notable that Carmen's husband are both pretty sexually ambiguous. I'm thinking her next partner will be female. p.s. I love Navarro. www.6767.com
la - and let's not exclude the king/queen of sexual ambiguity - Prince!
they look like an STD waiting to happen.
No shame in their gayme.
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Dave: "Uh, so yeah, Dennis, did she like it when you stuck your thumb in ..."
Dennis: "Hell yah, my pimp. And then, she'd scream, and I'd..."
Poor Carmen.
How'd she go from one guy with an obviously HUGE youknowwhat, to that pipsqueak? Certainly, it must have been love!
Dennis: Did you bring the Magnum Condoms for tonight?
Dave: Carmen likes it bareback.
Dennis: Dude, she was with Prince back in the day!
Dave: Who wasn't?
Actually it should read, "Somewhere Carmen Electra's asshole is burning"
It's notable that Carmen's husband are both pretty sexually ambiguous. I'm thinking her next partner will be female.
p.s. I love Navarro. www.6767.com
la - and let's not exclude the king/queen of sexual ambiguity - Prince!
they look like an STD waiting to happen.
No shame in their gayme.
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