This Is Felony Child Abuse!

Any parent that would even allow their daughter to be a fan of Paris Hilton, much less actually take said daughter to meet this skanky-bitch in person and get an autograph, should lose custody of any and all of their children immediately and then sterilized.... and then executed!! It should be a federal regulation for all parents that at the first signs that your child might even possibly know who Paris Hilton is, that child must be told what a retarded, dirty, slutty, disease-ridden whore Paris Hilton is and that she is so evil, the whole world hopes that Satan will just go on ahead and take his favorite bitch back home to hell.

If that were my daughter I would slap that piece of paper away from her hand to prevent any spread of Paris' diseases to my offspring. And then I would slap Paris for exhaling in my air-space just for good measure. And then soak my arm in bleach, of course.

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