Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The Problem With Fergie's Face

Everyday, many, many people come up to me and ask, "What the hell is wrong with Fergie's face?" I know, it has been a dilemma. There was no disputing that something was tragically wrong with her face, but sometimes it was hard to pinpoint. I've seen older pictures of her when she was in that other girl group, Wild Orchid and she was pretty cute. Then the meth took hold and she must have had some surgery to fix the meth-face. AND NOW, her eyebrows are waaay too arched. Damn, girl! That shit will age you for decades! She actually looks much cuter when her eyebrows don't seem so arched..see? Your welcome.


Blogger prunella jones said...

So true. I always wonder why she has such a Neanderthal brow. It looks so wrong.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

she does have nice boobies though

7:17 PM  
Blogger littleshit said...

Thanks so much for clearing this up....I wonder which face her HOT ASS bf likes better...most likely her "Oh" face.

9:35 PM  
Blogger PixieGaf said...

Fake or not her boobies look amazing.

10:09 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

She looks a little Sienna Miller-ish in the last picture.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Ajira said...

have you seen her lately though? I just saw some pics that, wow, she looks like she had a really bad surgery, or maybe just suddenly got extremely old. Serious meltdown aesthetically.

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably can tell this whole blogging thing is on the rise.

Perez wouldn't spell "Your welcome" without understanding the common laws of grammar.

12:24 AM  

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