Thursday, February 01, 2007

Pukey Hilton's to-do list

This is a list found in Paris Hilton's storage unit along with all the other pieces of slutty memorabilia she's kept over the years. In the past week we've confirmed that Paris has herpes and now we find out that she's got bulimia. You're all shocked, I'm sure. Call me if you feel like throwing up.

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5 Comments:

Blogger CHAOS said...

Who is this hooker "close to"?

Sticky Niki?

Brit Brit?

Nacho?

Dope man?

C'mon Paris admit it, everyone around uses you and you're too shallow to even realize it.

9:15 PM  
Blogger LA said...

Paris is trainwreck theater, and I can't look away.

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. i've never thought to store my trash. usually, when i've moved things to storage, it's been a bunch of EXTRA items I have nowhere else to put. and surely, nothing i've ever left at rocky's lock up in hattiesgulch would have shocked the poor soul who had to retrieve it in the event of my untimely demise.

and here's hoping that if i ever become so vain as to tape myself talking on the phone, i'll destroy that insaniac eveidence of my egotism. not pack it in a box and forget about it. not leave it on the front stoop for generations to stumble upon and gag on.

-k to tha c

10:13 AM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

the only thing she actually did on that list was, "be honest with everyone even if you might get in trouble."

8:21 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

Who the hell is Dianne? Her therapist or her gynocologist?

9:52 PM  

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