Paris Hilton is a skanky ho!

I'm quite sure you already knew that. You might be asking yourself, "Pope-rah, what could she do that would shock us at this point? We've already seen her naughty bits on the interwebs, her sex tape, her hacked Sidekick e-mails and photos." Well, the dumb bitch failed to pay her storage unit bill of $208 so the storage facility auctioned off her shit.

For $39.97 per month, you can join parisexposed.com and virtually rifle through her disease tainted belongings. Hazmat suit not included.

Page Six must have shelled out the fee because they have listed some of the items from the unit:
* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

Hilton tapes rambling messages to friends while filming herself in the mirror, saying she's too busy "smoking pot and eating burgers." The site also has diary entries where she refers to herself as the "hottest person in the world" and pictures of her and her friends doing every illegal drug out there. Check out the picture below:
This came from a home movie she made where supposedly there was a kilo of blow that all these celebutards were doing on this jerk-off's chest. And there is video of her doing a strip tease for Joe Francis. Gee, I bet that was a real acting stretch for her. I hate this heifer. I wish they'd lock her up for the sake of all mankind. Her woo-woo is a hot zone that could wipe out our entire species.

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