Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Once Upon a Time...Nicholas Cage Edition

You know, Nick Cage was never a stud muffin or anything, although I have seen "Valley Girl" like, a million times and like, totally wanted to go steady with him in high school. But he was still handsome in an unconventional way. The roles he took were edgy, heartfelt even daring. All in all he was like the boy next door. Cute, often over looked but very smart and that made him sexy. What the hell happened!?!

Nick is doing his best Elvis meets Marilyn Manson meets Billy Bob Thorton here. Here's a little tip for you, Nick: If you are losing your hair, do it gracefully. Let it go, shave it, whatever. But dyeing it jet black when it's already halfway to the back of your skull is never a good idea. Also, please lose the black leather pants. They are creepy. Thank you.

AW

4 Comments:

Blogger prettykitty said...

holy christ on a cross. nick looks like a vampire on a day pass in that bottom photo.

10:10 AM  
Blogger LA said...

Seriously, what the hell has happened to this guy? He used to be so cool, now he just seems a couple cards short of a full deck.

7:31 PM  
Blogger PixieGaf said...

I saw this coming he has always been a little crazy but now he is just crazy ugly.

8:53 PM  
Blogger kookla@work said...

I was just telling Pelegrim last night that he looked so hot in Ghost Rider. I guess it's lighting, makeup, hair plugs, camera angles, more makeup, personal trainers and some more of that makeup.

6:27 PM  

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