Wednesday, May 03, 2006
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5 Comments:
this post brings back very fond memeories. my ex used to drink beer till he passed out in front of the t.v. all the time.
one friday night we had reservations to a very exclusive restauraunt, that took us three months to land. as I was getting ready I notice the fucker is passed out cold on the bed.
so i turned the fool over on his stomach, pulled down his pants and stuck the car keys up his ass, I left the front door to our apt. wide open and walked out.
hours later I came back, the door was still wide open, and yes he still lay there passed out with the car keys in his butt.
I pulled the keys out of his butt, shut the door and went to bed.
to this day I've still to tell him about that night.
Damn girl!!!!! Remind me not to get my drank on around you.
Couple of questions:
1. Why the car keys?
2. Where did you go when you left?
3. Why are you still with that winner?
1. Because I was holding the car keys, when I walked into the bedroom and saw him passed out, just seemed like the thing to do.
2. I took a cab downtown and had some tai food then some drinks.
3. Not together anymore, but still friends.
Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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