I apologize in advance for this post.

I've really been debating on whether or not this crosses the line. After a discussion tonight with a few of my ladyfriends we decided that it most certainly does cross a line, therefore it must be posted. This is mildy offensive, decidely disgusting but susprisingly you might laugh. I did. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a work of art entitled simply, "World Record #4: Peristaltic Action” by Michelle Hines.

In February 1995, working with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Hines adopted a fiber-rich diet. This led to her successfully producing a single piece of excrement the length of an adult colon: 26 feet. Hines documented the occasion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which had a length of floor long enough for the "work of art". Her diet was supplemented by a large intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The week prior to the "unveiling" was ensured by the use of a butt-plug.

I'm already ashamed of myself for posting this. Absolutely disgusted. Bring on the hate mail.

AW