Thursday, May 25, 2006

When Did Tom Become Taller Than Katie?

**top pics = relationship is new
bottom pics = yesterday at a game

This just goes against all that is scientific and natural. Is he crazy enough to think we won't notice?!? He totally has to be wearing the equivalent of 5 inch heels in those boots. The toes don't look natural. I was so hoping yesterday's rumor of her running off mad to Toledo was true, but I guess not. The contract termination date hasn't come yet. This couple completely gives me the heebie-jeebies.


Anonymous dirtybird said...

Can everyone repeat after me: lifts. Yep, in his shoes. Celebs should know better than this. Us gossip junkies keep better records than the IRS.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Also, in the older pics, she's wearing heels. Why is she going out all day when she's supposed to be feeding a baby every three hours. I guess she turned the alleged baby over to the nanny already.

7:35 PM  
Blogger ffleur said...

I wouldn't put it pass Tommy-boy to have her spine broken and a few vertibrae removed.

Or maybe he had her thigh bone surgerically reduced by 4 inches?

9:14 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

The new pics are of a robot Katie. The real K.H. is all locked up in a rundown shack, being force-fed vitamins. She won't be let out until her babyblues are gone and she's been adequately reprogrammed

9:48 PM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

Tom's scientology powers have allowed him to grow a few inches. Hey he is now a master of time and space so why not?

8:06 AM  
Blogger LA said...

C'mon people, Tom Cruise would NEVER deceive the public by wearing lifts!

He probably made Katie go in and have surgery to remove a few inches from her femur.

12:03 PM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

i'm with the rest of you. he had katie shortened. it's cheaper, quicker and less of a pain for him than wearing lifts.

2:52 PM  
Blogger ionca said...

because you know what's gonna happen....some freakin tabloid is gonna have a closeup of his lifts (a la mr. cowell) and all hell will break loose.

3:02 PM  
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