Thursday, June 01, 2006

Retarded New Product Post #10

If you're tired of waiting around for a vision of Jesus on your pancakes so you can sell the photo to a tabloid and sell the pancake on ebay and buy yourself a brand new trailer and an extra oxygen tank for Papaw, just hop on over to jesuspan.com and pick yourself up one of these frying pans. This pan does all the holy work for you. Sure you'd be lying but I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Maybe.

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7 Comments:

Blogger joy said...

I need this to 'cast' out the demons in my soul.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

A jesus pan? Really? It's so what I was looking for. Think it's strong enough to hold up one end of my trailer?

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank god! or jesus for that matter. do you know how hard it is trying to fabricate a holy grilled cheese out of a cardboard stencil and spray butter? i mean...nevermind.

9:02 PM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

Must stop myself from ordering...must be strong!

6:18 AM  
Blogger prettykitty said...

since i see jesus on a regular basis, i really have no need for this. but i'm definitely gonna have one shipped to each member of my family!

8:40 PM  
Blogger pelegrim said...

This would go along well with my biblical characters pez dispenser collection.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

*gasp* that's the most awesomest pan I've even seen! Stupid? Yes. But awesome? Definately.

9:49 PM  

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