Retarded New Product Post #17
Season Shot is a revolutionary new form of ammo that contains all the spices and seasonings you might need to eat your kill. Fine dining on quail is now as easy as shoot, cook and eat.
That's right. They claim their ammo seasons "on impact" and the "seasoning pellets" melt during the cooking process leaving you without dangerous buckshot to chip your teeth on. Can I get a Hell Yeah from my country boys?
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posted by Pope-rah at 11:10 AM
7 Comments:
Does it come in different flavors? For pigeon, rabbit, squirrel, road kill . . .
there is something SO wrong with that ammi
Do you think this is what Dick Chaney shot that guy in the face with? His head would be so savoury when broiled.
I do like the idea, but something to bludgeon the corpse as well as tenderize it would be helpful as well.
Pie-culiar. Does it clean the bird, too? Cuz I prefer mine without feathers. If it could clean AND season, then they'd have somethin'. Freaks.
You guys are so silly :)
i hate when you have to break the poultry's neck. just kidding, i'm a vegan. but this seasoned buckshot would work well with corn!!
Mishy^ stole my Dick Cheney joke!
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