Thursday, June 01, 2006

Super size me!



Perez has no business discussing the size of anyone's ass but his own. Seriously.


Blogger PixieGaf said...

WTF he got huge!
Looks like someone is forgetting to take his colonics.

5:17 PM  
Blogger Ffleur said...

apparently he was on some sort of show about losing weight? That is when he lost the fat but then he porked right back up again.

Shiny satin is not your friend Perez.

6:44 PM  
Blogger joy said...

fat stupid coke head.

7:21 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

Ouch! Someone clearly needs to go to Weight Watchers. He's fug either way...

8:50 PM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

I can't believe Paris lets anyone so fat around her.

6:20 AM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

First, a cotton candy pink satin suit on a fat dude is not a good idea. Satin is no one's friend.

Second, Perez is sooo not cool anymore. He doesn't post good gossip, he just kisses the ass of every young hollywood girl. I much prefer Michael K over at Dlisted. He rips on everyone equally!

8:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

He prolly only looks like a cow next to Paris' skeletor ass.

9:44 AM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

Michael K is so hilarious. I love him.

2:57 PM  
Blogger uglykitty said...

whoa. do you suppose he traded in his coke addiction to a supersized big mac combo with coke addiction?

8:38 PM  
Blogger LA said...

true 'dat!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care what any of you say she's HOT! Tommorrow is the new Simple Life on E! and just because I can't stand her I'm watching that shit at 10pm... Maybe we'll get lucky and get a panty shot.

12:28 PM  
Blogger pelegrim said...

perez makes a good sniper target.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Captain Cox said...

I think the celebs appreciate fat asses, a constant reminder of who they don't want to be whenever tempted by food. And he probably sucks up anything around before she could even think about eating it anyway.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the both of 'em should be shot.

The end.


9:48 PM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Does that guy have a thing for pink pants or what? An "ho's". He loves a HO.

10:37 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1 It's been a few days since I last saw those pics, but they're still just as scary.

But, as an aside, I think Perez looks better fat - the chubbed-up neck hides that bone-chilling chin.

8:47 AM  
Blogger CHAOS said...

Don't be hatin' ya'll ... fat gay boys need lovin' too!

12:18 PM  

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