A Little Good News to Make You Smile on Valentine's Day

Old picture of Paris Hilton in tears after getting booted out of Bungalow 8 in NYC last year

Paris Hilton was booted out of the Sony Party last weekend. Janet Charlton reports:

"Paris and her posse sneaked into the Sony party in the Beverly Hills Hotel. Apparently she knows of an obscure entrance. Anyway, she was starting to mingle when security approached her and informed her that she was NOT ON THE LIST! She couldn't talk her way into their good graces and agreed to leave, but dawdled and chatted as she slowly headed to the exit. Guards became annoyed and MARCHED Paris and her embarrassed friends OUT like sheep. "

That's the kind of Paris story I like to hear if I must have to hear about her at all. Maybe next time I could hear about some wonderful African-American, Gay and Jewish-Religious people getting together to beat her racist, ostrich-face ass to a pulp.