Retarded New Product Post #14

This is a Poodle disguise for Dobermans. I wish I were kidding. Please click on the link to below to see the step by step transformation take place. I have to admit though, if they sold a doberman disguise for chihuahuas, I'd have bought one already.

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The Pink Ladies just gained another member.

We've heard the gay rumors about Travolta for years. I bet Tom Cruise will be at his house with an army of Scientologists and an E-Meter by nightfall trying to either de-gay him or mount him.

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The Spawn of Federline Speaks!

Sean Preston has uttered his first word recently, "dada". At least is wasn't "PopoZao". Supposedly, K-Fed heard it when Brit-Brit wasn't around. So, the question remains: If a Tater-Tot goo-goo-ga-ga's in the forest and no is around to hear it, did it really make a sound? And more importantly, does anyone care?

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Retarded New Product Post #13

Designer toilet paper. As a woman and an artist, I have always appreciated the Arts and Crafts movement which created beautiful items with useful and practical purposes. Designer toilet paper, however, is simply ludacris. 6 rolls for $15? Why don't I just wipe my ass with dollar bills?

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You've heard of Drunk Dialing but have you heard of Stoned Texting?

Apparently this teenaged-Einstein in Oklahoma got high and began sending text messages to one of her friends. Unfortunately, she was sending her texts to the wrong number. She was sending them to an off-duty cop. Hilarity ensues....

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Proof that God Exists!

Hallelujah!

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Whoa!

Nicole, sweetie, I know we give you a lot of shit here at Pope-rah but when you are so tiny that the wind can literally knock you out of your Christian Louboutins then in my opinion you are fair game. Eat a goddammed cheeseburger!

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I'm A Rock Star, Dammit!

Jared Leto spotted leaving Club Hyde Wednesday, August 23, 2006

No-He's not playing with his "band" 30 Seconds to Mars, he's just hanging out on a Wednesday night. Jordan Catalono Jared Leto is desperate for us to see him as bona-fide rock and roll star and not just a pretty boy former TV teen idol. And I have to say it's working! I mean nothing says Rock and Roll like a pair of silver crocs!

On a side note: He and is ex-girlfriend, Cameron Diaz are starting to morph into one another, doncha think?

Patches the Horse

Apparently this horse thinks he's a person...or the Thompson Twins just really want the horse to be a person. I'm not sure. I'm also not sure why they put dots of horse poop on their white convertible, but to each his own. But the horse's name is Patches, so he's OK in my book.

These Birds HATE This Tree!!

This video has been around for a while. So if you've already seen it, whatevs. But some people haven't because everytime I see a bunch of birds, I always say "You know that video of the birds attacking that tree?" and they'll be all like "No". So here it is. Watch it, dammit!

Retarded New Product Post #12

Why? Because without it, you're only one-half of a whole dork.

"Twinkle-Toes" Tucker

MSNBC's Tucker Carlson is seen in this publicity photo for the upcoming Dancing with the Star's competition (right) and his normal daily bow-tie ensemble (left). Boy went and got himself a tease and a Mystic. He looks FAB-U-LOUS in a David Hasselhoff kind of way. And when I say FAB-U-LOUS, I mean GAY.

"Turtle" Preston Federline?

Is it just me? Maybe it's just the hat-thing.

Fly and the Family Bones

This is totally disgusting. How in the crap is she keeping that top on?!?

With the exception of the smooth-ish skin, bitch looks like my 95 year old grandmother. Only not as cute.

In Case You Missed It...

This entertaining OK Go music video makes me want to go get some extra treadmills just to play on. Big ups to the choreographer who thought this shit up!