Real church signs

I believe this sign speaks for itself. Click here to see more. This site's home page lets you generate your own church sign but I can't imagine anything being funnier than the real ones.

R.I.P. Barney Fife

Deputy Fife died Friday night of pulmonary and respiratory complications.

"The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" stills scares the crap out of me. I swear I only slept 2 hours a night my entire 3rd grade year after watching it at a slumber party. We'll miss you, Barney.

More tales from Craigslist

Um, I admire this guy. Really, I do. He's able to look past the corn on her shoes and see her inner beauty.

Click here for the corn.

I smell God's bakery.

I know this shit has been around since God was a child, but if by chance you haven't born witness to Reverend Robert Tilton's testimony you have to watch this now. This is part 5 in a series that is known to us converts as "The Farting Preacher". Don't say I never did anything for you.

To watch the Rev. get his fart on click here.

I got my report card today.

Word.

Who the hell does he think he is?

I've been wearing out "Late Registration" just like everybody else. I overlooked the Katrina fiasco and the colaboration with Adam Levine....but this, this is too much. Being a recording artist with a fat wad of cash should make you grateful. I mean, you can PAY someone to be an ass now if you want to. Kanye has turned into a stuck up arrogant douchebag. Dude, you have the floor and all of our attentions...is this really what you want to say? Humilty is a virtue....ask yo mama 'bout it. This kind of display makes me want a refund...does that make me a goldigger?

This will not get you laid unless you are an Oompah Loompa.

I love chocolate. I'm not gonna lie. Anyone who knows me knows that I would gladly trade a kidney for a handful of M&M's. But this, this is sacriligious. I can understand licking chocolate or anything for that matter off of someone, but I can't see any scenario where a chocolate thong would be sexy.

Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big?

I think this gril won "America's Top Model". Apparently they will let anybody into this shit....

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

What in the crap is Dennis Hopper doing hanging out with the Gorillaz? I always thought Dennis Hopper was cool but now he's just blowing my mind! That's pretty damn cool if the Gorillaz want to kick it with you. Dennis Hopper is hot!

Kangaroo Jack

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Keep your eyes on the kangaroo in the background. This fella's just rolling around in the sun when all of a sudden he feels mighty frisky. Ain't it great how animals have no need for privacy at any time? This 'roo seems so human-like, especially the way he kicks that back leg up a little bit to help out the situation. Enjoy people. This is what life is all about!

Anderson Gets Rude

Is it wrong that Pope-rah loves it when her baby Anderson gets all mean and nasty like this? It's even sexier coz I know he's only kidding. But at least I know he's got it in him!

Blind Porn

Blind people get ripped off! It stops right below her belly-button! What a jip!

Would The Offspring Be a Chitty?

Notice how the kitten is really pushin' it with his back legs! This picture is so cute! I wish pets could stay little forever. Well, Chihauhaus do stay little, but kittens grow up to be stuck up Divas.

You Might Be a Retarded Redneck...

Actually I think this is in some foreign country or something but trust me, there are rednecks in foreign countries too. Prime example above. What in the fuck makes him think there are fish in this pothole? Maybe he'll get lucky and hook a cigarette butt covered in oil and bird shit.

People - Put Away the Anal Lube Before Company Arrives!

You know they have company over because somebody took this picture. I'm sure whoever it was happy to see the economy-size anal lube prominently displayed on the end table. They are both fug so I can see why anal is probably the best way to go for these two....that way neither have to see the other's face. We luv us some butt-fuckin' y'all!