What's in Pam Anderson's oven?

I have no room to be all judgmental about someone else's belly size but I think it's time for this ole Hoe to either start wearing something other than lycra or go ahead and invest in some SPANX. There's no shame in wearing clothes that are age appropriate, Pammy. She still has some smokin' legs though.

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Again with the Cinnabon hair-do?

Me no likey. Come on Gwen, give us a little something different. Am I the only one sick of seeing this California roll on her head?

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Prosthetic is the New Black

That's right folks - these are boots made by high-end designer Casadei retailing for $440.00US.

Uhh.... I'm thinking if you are wearing these boots you are going to look like you're walking on two badly color-matched prosthetic legs. And that's sexy! Of course they could blend in quite nicely if you are as white as Nicole Kidman.

Awesome New Product Post

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Maury Christmas!

Yeah, I know this is pretty bad, but it's not like we weren't going to hell anyway.
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She's mad as hell!

This little girl goes off on Bill O'Reilly!! I'm suprised she's not foaming at the mouth by the time the one minute mark goes by. Seriously. It is funny though.

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Even celebutards have to age sometime.

I don't give a rat's ass what Paris Hilton shoves up her bird beak. Really, I don't. But I have to admit that my bitchy little heart started beating faster when I noticed what looks to be the beginning of a frown line at the corner of her mouth. Maybe all those bj's and air kisses have finally caught up with her.

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Cross dressing, cocaine and cryogenically frozen bodies. What?

Nerve.com has a new article out about the 40 best celebrity rumors EVAR. This sucker is slam packed with some oldies but goodies. Click here to read it.....you can thank us later. Enjoy the smutfest!

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Is that a wind tunnel?

Is Gwen Stefani trying to channel Ruby Rhod from "The Fifth Element" with her new hair-don't? That thing is seriously fug. It looks like a bleached out Cinnabon.

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Like mama always said....

Denise Richards at the 2006 Billboard Awards

....the higher the hair, the closer to God.

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Ten bucks says we see Miz Jay wearing this on ANTM this week.

I know I've been raggin' on Miss jay this week but doesn't this look just like something she'd sashay out on Tyra's catwalk in? You know I'm right.

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The things these bitches will do for press.

I guess Mooriah's jealous of all the attention Brit-Brit's been getting lately for flashing her lady parts all over the internets and decided to get in on the action. Are nipple and crotch shots the new "black" now? If so, I regret to inform you that Pope-rah will be terribly unfashionable this holiday season. Unless we get drunk, then all bets are off.

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