It's Monday and I'm feeling easily amused.

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Blind Item

Pretty good Blind Item from Lainey. I really have no idea, but Sienna is my guess based on her hint from today (last quote).

ANTOTHER ON THE VERGE

"Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access.
Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of serious drugs supplied by an unsavoury group of new friends who are as degenerate as they come, relentlessly pushing their poisons into her body. And apparently she’s too messed up to stand up and walk out. Word is she’s either “out of it” half the time or so wild on tilt with insatiable chemical appetite that even her
people can barely control her. She has been late or absent from a few recent engagements and while she was fortunate enough to have her team make new arrangements on the fly, her reputation is beginning to suffer…though that’s not the biggest problem.
The old friends fear the new friends are taking her down a dangerous path. Recent night out – by the end of the evening she was limp and lifeless and supposedly serviced by two different men and also at one point full on making out with another woman. She’s also been known to go missing, totally unreachable for hours at a time, and when she resurfaces, she’s a frightful mess.
Of course there are those trying to help her. And some days, she knows and she tries. But when the night comes and that crowd is calling, it’s trouble all over again.
Not Lindsay. "

AND THE HINT FROM TODAY "It's not Mischa Barton. Think more talented. And it’s not Rumer Willis. While Rumer is famous on the coattails of her parents, Verge Girl is famous on the coattails or the jocktails of someone else. "

What do you guys think?

JLo = Humility

Jennifer Lopez in Paris promoting her sucky Spanish album.

Jennifer Lopez really thinks she's all that as she greets her "people" as she calls them because she thinks she reigns over them as their Queen. Where is PETA with a can of paint when you need them?

Where is Pope-rah?

Anna Nicole is dead. James Brown is finally in the ground. Britney's out of rehab and Justin Timberlake officially "Rocked our Bodies".

Then I went to Vegas and now D is preparing to leave for Cabo.

We aren't dead and haven't abandoned Pope-rah, we're just exhausted with celebretards and what not. I promise we'll be back as soon as we finish nursing our hangovers and unpacking from our vacays! Like really soon, I swear to God.

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Hot and Generous!

Brooke Burke and David Charvet bought 40 burgers and fries from Burger King and handed them out to the homeless in Santa Monica. They have a brand new baby at home so I'm not sure why they are doing this instead of at home inhaling that sweet baby smell but it's totally awesome of them to do it!

I call this "The Brangelina Syndrome" and I hope it spreads like wildfire because we need more decent and caring folks in the world.

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Happy Hump Day!

Deelishus of 'Flavor of Love'

Oh. My. Damn. Is that thing real or are her panties stuffed with Charmin?

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Her mug shot brings all the boys to the yard...

Damn right, it's better than yours! Oh Kelis, you so crazy. She got arrested in Miami this morning for screaming obscenities at undercover cops dressed as hookers and was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. I looked like something that was pulled out of the bottom of a drain in my mug shot but hers looks pretty hot.
(source)

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Miss Ross and her Fanny Pack, a true Lifetime story.

What is it with Diana Ross and this fanny pack? She is fully committed to that damn thing. I guess I just don't understand the fanny pack. Is it because a purse is too heavy or is it so you can keep both hands free?

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When Crazy Met Cookoo

Kimora Lee Simmons and Bai Ling exchange digits at a pre-Oscar party. Bai is openly bi-sexual and the lesbo rumors have been swirling around Kimora for a while now. Is this a hook-up caught on film? Does anyone really care? I apologize for wasting your time. Carry on.

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