Who knew collagen helps heal a broken heart?

Lindsay Lohan leaving Shag nightclub, Hollywood, 9/26/06

Aw, hell no! You know she's gonna have the nerve to say those fish lips are real. Dumbass.

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Why don't we just burn our hard earned money?

The Lil Kim
The Donald

Well, kids. We're here. We've reached the bottom of the freakin' barrel. Can there be anything more ridiculous than a wig for an infant? I guess wigs for dogs and cats are next.

Here's the link to Baby Toupee if you'd like to see more of this foolishness.

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Retarded New Product Post #16

The Business Bib

This product is called the Business Bib. Just slip into this cozy little number the next time you have to video-conference the home office but don't feel like changing out of your underwear. Nothing says success like a half suit.

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Holy Watermelons, Batman!

I'm thinking even the gays won't forgive this. Doesn't Babs own a mirror?

World's Most Caucasian Girl

Evan Rachel Wood

I know that the whole self-tanner thing can get over-done and look orange, but come-on. This is blinding!! She's still cute though

Shane West Vs. Eric Zoolander

Shane West does his best "Blue Steele" at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood: Fresh 15 Thursday, September 15, 2006. Unfortunately for him, he comes off looking more like a tool instead of the "World's Top Male Model". The only guys who should attempt this look are guys that are named Ben Stiller and then only while working on a movie with the name "Zoolander" somewhere in the title. It's really never going to work for you otherwise.

On a side note, I don't really dig guys in V-neck Tees...almost as bad as guys in cropped shirts if you ask me.

Retarded New Product Post #15

The Toilet Dog Bowl.

I believe this is self-explanatory.

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Will someone please show this girl how to apply self tanner?

For the love of God, someone please help her. I wonder if she hurt her wrist last week slathering on fake tanner. She looks like she's put enough on to develope a decent case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

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Zac Posen, we need to talk.

From Zac Posen's Spring 2007 collection

What is this? It looks like you hot-glued a pile of Reeses Cups wrappers onto a metal corset. You should be paying someone to even have the nerve to wear this.

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Tom Cruise is a tool.

Tom strikes his best "Blue Steele" pose.
Katie ignores him.

Looks like the thrill is gone. She had better start acting like a Stepford Wife again soon or she's gonna get extra e-meter sessions and an increase in her vitamin intake. It looks like she's text messaging for help.

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We've only just begun to live....

Kate Bosworth at New York Fashion Week

Who does this bitch think she is? Karen Carpenter? I've gotta go look at puppies and kittens for a few hours to get this image out of my mind.

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New species of mullet identified!

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

The Mullhawk

According to AskMen.com, the Mullhawk is a relative newcomer on the mullet scene, the Mullhawk is the ungodly pairing of a mullet and a mohawk. Wearers of the Mullhawk can typically be seen destroying public property and hurting small animals wherever punk music is being played. Unlike wearers of the Permullet, this breed of mulleteer in not to be toyed with.

Keep it real, Maddox. I just hope we don't see Zahara sportin' the Permullet anytime soon.

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Welcome Back, Lil Kim's boobs!

(Lil Kim and Kimora Lee Simmons at the Baby Phat fashion show in NYC, November 8)

We're used to seeing Lil Kim's boobs hanging out and actually, I'm not really offended by her in this photo seeing as how we were given a 12 month court ordered break from them. But, Kimora.....what's with the CAMEL TOE? Wouldn't you think a woman with her own fashion line would know better, especially at her own fashion show? Maybe she's just trying to prove to us that she's really a woman. She is kind of tranny looking.

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The Face of Rehabilitation

Courtney Love at the Suicide Girls 5th Anniversary Party Sept. 06, 2006

She looks so put together and coherent.....poor Frances Bean.

Stay Classy, Blowhan.

Pink disco wine, check. Doritos, check. Condoms, check. T.G.I.F.'s Chicken wings, check. Nyquil, Sudafed and Claratin, check. Class....? Class....? Can I get a price check on class?

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No, Mischa. This does not qualify as an "outfit".

I'd like to slap Rachel Zoe in her wrinkled old face over this. I make less than a tenth of this bitch's monthly salary and manage to leave the house every day without looking like I wear scarves for skirts. Mischa, go home and put some clothes on.

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