Miss Jay has lost her damn mind!

What the hell? For a bitch who is a supposed authority on fashion, she certainly wears some tacky ass shit. I love her for it though. If she came out in a baseball cap I'd be pissed as hell.

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When Did Aaron become the Older Carter Brother?

As you may have heard, the meth makes you look waaaay older than your years. I'm providing proof as a pope-rah PSA. I swear Aaron looks like he's about 65. Nick actually looks like the healthy Carter for once...still fug though.

Return of the Wonky Boob

Britney, please. This has got to stop. You're going to put someone's eye out.
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Wonky Boobs

I think it's time for a tune-up, Britney. You're hanging a little low there on the left. It's just a thought.

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They used to be hot...what happened?

Keanu Reeves

Looking more like a retarded homeless dude and less like a box office stud muffin.

Val Kilmer

Greasy and greying right before our eyes. Holy double chin, Batman!

Jude Law

Gone are the days of The Talented Mr. Ripley. Welcome to the days of The Hungover Single Father.

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Yeah, this looks about right.

Even when they're dressed they want to show their panties to everyone. Stay classy, skanks.

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Retarded New Product Post #17

Season Shot is a revolutionary new form of ammo that contains all the spices and seasonings you might need to eat your kill. Fine dining on quail is now as easy as shoot, cook and eat.
That's right. They claim their ammo seasons "on impact" and the "seasoning pellets" melt during the cooking process leaving you without dangerous buckshot to chip your teeth on. Can I get a Hell Yeah from my country boys?

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Dream the impossible dream

Matt McAllister of Santa Barbara, CA, setting the Guinness World Record for the most t-shirts worn at once. Boy, I'm glad that's settled.

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Wrap it up! or Rap it up! or whatever...

This is actually an awesome new product post. Just in time for Christmas, four classic hip hop songs lend their lyrics to this wrapping paper. Use it and out hip your hipster friends. Now if only they'd make a one with Run DMC's "It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens. Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens...". Click on the link below for more pictures and ordering info.

(w)Rapping Paper

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