Heee! I had not seen this yet. It's completely bipartisan-ly funny. Well done, Dave writers!

Best Presidential Nominee?

You probably haven't heard that Bill Richardson is running for the Democratic nomination for President. If you're a Democrat you need to know this as he is our best candidate running. He is the current governor of New Mexico and has been nominated 4 times for the Nobel Peace Prize for international relations. He recently negotiated with Crazy Dictaor of North Korea to have the remains of 6 US Servicmen returned to America. He was on The Daily Show while we were in Cabo. Here's his clip. I think he did a great job! Keep an eye on him.

What Not to Wear - According to Crazy Mom

Katie, Suri and Tom's mother, Mary, leave one of Tom's kid's sporting events in March

One of Katie's "friends" is claiming that the brain-washee is starting to resent the controlling nature of Tom and his mother, who lives with them along with his sister and who-knows-what-other Scientology freaks assigned to mind their newly appointed "Christ".

Katie Holmes' friends say he's "meddling . . . controlling . . . won't let her out of his sight." Say she also suffers "a critical mother-in-law" who's around 24/7, monitors her clothes with "Isn't that too revealing for a wife and mother?," watches what she feeds Suri, checks Katie's own sweet tooth, saying nobody loves a fat wife, and reports all to Peeping Tom. They supposedly "beg her to break it off with Tom."

Wonder if these are the "friends" she was trying to get in contact with during the short time she was alone beginning filming of Mad Money in Louisiana? Can you imagine having to live with your Scientology Mother-In-Law? What a nightmare. Look at her. She even looks judgmental in sunglasses. And quite alien-like, funnily enough!

The Blind Post

Blinds Items Found today...Guesses?

Which married bad-boy Oscar winner has a bit on the side with an early-20s NYC Latina beauty, said to resemble Beyonce? - Gatecrasher

Sean Penn (movie Bad Boys)?

So this A list film actor is currently filming on location. Did I mention he is married? So our actor has two trailers on the set. One of them is the "public" trailer, which his wife and friends of his wife get to see when they visit. The other trailer is not so public. The other trailer is basically porn central. From the PC full of porn to the DVDs, this actor definitely has a thing for it. No, I'm not going to say something like gay porn. It's straight porn. Umm, there is one thing, though. He likes porn stars to come visit so he can feel like he is a porn star. They reenact some of his favorite scenes in which the visiting porn actress starred. It certainly makes his days much more interesting than everyone else's on set. - Crazy Days...

hmmm....Sean Penn? Can he be both?

Michael Jordan is a Free Man, Y'all

So it looks like Michael Jordan is enjoying his freedom after his divorce. He's pictured here partying it up with what look to be spring-breakers in Cabo a few weeks ago (No - I didn't see him when I was there). He is really getting into it. I'm thinking more like "mid-life crisis". Not sexy.

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Smelly

Amy Winehouse answers the door in her bra a couple of days ago.

I love Amy Winehouse's music - A LOT - but homegirl is naasty. Everything about her looks sickly and unclean. Why are all of the best musicians junkie-psychos?

She used to look totally adorable. Class A Drugs are BAD, BAD, BAD, people....

"Right Cast" = No Drunkst

Toby Maguire says he may be up for a 4th Spider-Man, of course with a lot of "ifs" - coz you know he doesn't want to ever have to work with Drunkst again. I mean I can actuall feel the loathing coming from this picture. Toby says:

“They’ll definitely develop a fourth movie,” Maguire said, “and write a
screenplay and I would consider it if there’s a good script, a good story
that I felt was worth telling and [director] Sam Raimi was involved and the
right cast came together for it.”

You know what he means. I would actually be very interested in watching a 4th Spider-Man if it included the "right cast" - no Mary Jane and Will Ferrell as a grown-up Spidey. He always makes me laugh in tight costumes!

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The Blind Post

Blinds Items Found today...Guesses?

Which fatphobic supermodel paid for her PR rep's liposuction as a "present"? - Gatecrasher

Janice Dickinson? Kate Moss?

At a certain party this weekend, everyone thought bf/gf would pair off. The tabs said that gf paired off with another guy not her bf but they were also wrong. Turns out gf had her eyes set on the rich guy in the corner who she thought would be just right. She gave it her very best effort, but was turned down not because she did anything wrong, but because the rich guy in the corner wanted her bf. The gf thought that would be fun and made the proposition to her bf. He freaked out and she was pissed off. No one ended up with anyone. Which really might not be a bad thing. - Crazy Days & Nights

Paris Hilton, James Blunt, Josh Henderson? - eewww

Celebrities are idiots.

“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” and “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell

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