The Daves I Know

I haven't posted once this week because the celebrities have been boring me to tears. Britney's still trying to fool us that she's happy and still hot. Nicole and Keith got married... yeah..whatevs. Blah Blah Blah. I did, however, find an old clip of one of my fave Kids in the Hall skits. I can't help but giggle every time I see him walking to the beat. Enjoy!

I call that a hair-don't.

What in the hell is going on with sistah-girl's hair? Look at Jake pretending to ignore it. He's such a sweet boy.

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The greatest game ever invented!

Why hasn't this game found it's way into my life sooner? To think of all the frustrations I might have been able to work over on this bitch....Click to play Punch Paris! Make sure your volume is turned up.

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Are they a couple now?

Selma Blair and P Diddy

Weird.

(source)

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Embrace Your Cellulite!

You might as well. It's not looking like anything can be done about it. Reese Witherspoon, Mischa Barton, Kate Moss...even Pope-rah! These bitches (except for Pope-rah) have all the money in the world at their disposal to get rid of that shit and can't do it. All the drugs and lipo and anorexia that these chicks have between them and it's still there!! You can see Mischa's ribs for cripe's sake, and she's still got those effin' little bumps. So cheer up and forget about those body image issues. Life's too short and nobody's perfect!

PS - if you know of any other great pics of celebrity cellulite send 'em in and we'll update the post. Everytime I look at them I feel a little bit better about things.

Money Cannot Buy Taste

You know her whole outfit probably cost a great deal of money, but it still looks like ass. And the Faberge egg purse? The shoes? The stuffed animals on the sleeves? It's just all so wrong.

Andy Giggles with Jon Stewart

I actually missed Anderson Cooper on the Daily Show! Oh the Humanity! Lucky for me there's a thing called YouTube. Here's my lovely Andy giggling so much it makes my heart soar! It's a little over seven minutes long but worth every second. Coz even if you're not as into Andy as pope-rah there's still Jon Stewart and who doesn't love Jon?

Sorry Britney!

Awwww, Brit-Brit. It'll be okay. Check out Bloggers for Britney and see all the bloggers offering up love and stuff to Britney Spears. My personal fave is a pic of a young girl saying, "I'm sooo sorry you have it so bad, Brit. signed - A FEMA child friend." That pic definitely throws some much need perspective into the mix.

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Busted! (Literally)

This guy was attempting the old "copy-your-ass" fun at the office. Maybe they should start posting a weight-limit. Wonder if he had to pay for the copier? tee hee!

Makin' Your Mouth Water

Liver Pudding, Soused Butt Meat Bacon, Country Sausage and Boiled Peanuts. Coz you can't have one without the other. It's just not done.

Thanks to the lovely and talented Greg for the pic from one of his vacays and the forethought to actually take a picture.

Remember When?

Isn't it amazing what a difference a lot of hard paryting makes? Lucky for Vinnie-boy he's still funny and seemingly sweet. He's actually probably better boyfriend material now that he doesn't think he's "all that" looks-wise. Humbleness is sexy too.

Props to my bro Greg B. for the friendly reminder.

Jake is Special

Is there a Bubble Boy 2 in the works that I'm not aware of? Hoping for the offering up of an Oscar-winning role of a mentally-challenged individual?

Still cute, though.

Is ugly contagious?

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What in the Crap Happened to Nicole's Face?!?

What in the name of all things holy is this girl doing to her face?!? She's getting too much shit injected in there and I'm not just talking about Botox. I've gotten Botox and Botox does NOT do that to you. Too many fillers, ladies, will only make you look old. Smooth yes, but still old. She looks like she's 60 years old in that last pic. Also looks like she's suffering from the perpetual raised eyebrows that you always see when the women get the brow lift.....tsk, tsk.

Lollipops: This summer's hottest slut accessory!

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If Michael K Says So

OK - So I was reading a post on DListed about Mrs. Star Jones Big Gay Al Reynolds and he was wearing this white suit to some gala last night

"Gay Al or Star Jones' dress? Jesus! If Gay Al is going try this straight thing, he must learn how to tone shit down. A white suit screams everything, but straight man. These two wrecks attended the Apollo Theater Spring Gala last night in NYC. Afterwards, Gay Al borrowed that dress to go sing karaoke with his homeboys."

And then I came across this picture of Tom Cruise in Tokyo today promoting MI3 and well.....

I'm just sayin...

Ha! Ha! You Can't See Me!

This is Invisibility Technology straight outta Japan because Japanese people are just way smarter and ahead of the game then we are. But look people, I'm just the messenger. I don't know if this is for real or not. Some say yes others say no, it's just camera trickery. All I know is that I hope Target starts selling it ASAP coz there are various people and animals that I want to scare the crap out of!

See you later.....or maybe not

Gross.

Oh my god. What is happening here? After looking at this I've decided to stop smoking.

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Gemini's Are Suckers for Andy Coop

My fellow Gemini, Angelina Jolie was not paid for her interview with Anderson Cooper (airing tomorrow night). Anderson clears all of this up on his blog today stating:

"So why did she do it? And why talk to me?

Both are valid questions. I'm sure there were plenty of news programs requesting interviews with Angelina Jolie. The truth is, mine wasn't one of them. They called us. I was told that they were aware of my interest in Africa and knew that as a broadcast we have devoted a lot of time to reporting stories from the continent."

Actually the truth is, since Angelina has already mastered the seduction of all other types of males species (sibling, single, dating someone, engaged, married, etc.), she is moving on to her next ultimate challenage -- turning Anderson straight. Well, if anybody could do it....

Personally, I just hope they giggle at each other alot coz I luvs to hear me some giggling Andy!

Funny People? or Funny-Looking People?

You've probably heard that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthey are an item. I'm laughing at them not with them. His hair is tragic and her shoes are straight-up fug. I'm not loving it!. I don't feel bad picking on people who have sacks 0'cash. It's like the price they pay or something.

UPDATE: Just to clarify, I absolutely love the idea of these two as a couple and am rooting for them. It's just that I'm also rooting for them to update their current "looks".

Dude, Where's My Car?!?

Um....Err...Uh....

Did she or didn't she?

Nosejob?

(source)

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50 drunk animals

It's Friday and what says party like 50 pictures of drunk animals? Visit You Can't Make It Up to check it out. Don't forget to pick up a pony keg for your pet on the way home. My dog prefers to smoke a hooter.

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Another Simpson nose bites the dust.

City Rag has a great post today about Chestica's new Maxim magazine cover, more specifically her nose on the cover. Is airbrushing to blame or is Jess so jealous of her sister's new nose that she's gotten one of her own? What do you think?

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Smack my bitch up!

CD and I have been talking alot lately about Blohan's many addictions (cigarettes, bad boys, blow, self tanner, etc.) and we're pretty convinced that Jared Leto got her all smacked out. These photos were compelling evidence to this theory and then I came across this tidbit which only confirms our suspicions:

Lindsay Lohan was eating at the Spotted Pig gastropub in New York recently. She and her friends had commandeered the private room. When the group left, staff found that someone had vomited all over the room. Cue a frantic rush to clean up ready for the next reservation. And so poor Chelsea Clinton and friends sat down to dinner, with the room still stinking of bleach and ammonia.

Trainspotting, people. That's all I'm saying.

(source)

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Anderson Cooper Entertains Himself

Anderson re-enacts a viral video. Musta been a slow news day. But I love to listen to him giggle at his own antics. And I think he says "Mentos-the freshmucka" ?! He's so damn cute!

Rollin' Wit Saget

My new favorite show is MTV's Blowin' Up with Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone. They are also my new favorite rap stars. Here's their video for Rollin' wit Saget". It's funny as shit! I almost have all the words memorized so I can rap it at will and annoy all my friends who don't appreciate the humor-rap skillz.

Another Brit-Brit look-a-like!

Okay, it's no secret how much I love this photo of Britney and find any possible excuse to post it. Lucky for me, this photo of Katie Couric made it's way to my laptop today.


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The Baby-Q

You know this is what Jen Aniston wants to send the Holy family and Christchild. Preferably to roast Brad's balls on.

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One more reason to hate Eva Longoria....

I really hate Eva Longoria. I know that my hate is unfounded and based on a long list of unfair advantages that God decided to give her over me. (Thanks again, Jesus.) Being beautiful is one thing but who the hell told this bitch she could write?

Do you mean to tell me that now on top of having to see her skinny butt on every magazine at the grocery store I'm going to be forced to deal with her ass at Barnes and Noble too? Do we really need to deal with her publicity tour discussing her "erotic" fiction? Someone, please stop her!!!

CD and I were discussing this post and her reaction was so funny I had to share it.

AW: I just wrote a tirade about Eva LongWhoria and blogger ate it.
CD: What was it about?
AW: She wants to start "writing" erotic fiction.
CD: She should just stick to being a hooker.

(Source)

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Party's Over!

She had to walk out of somewhere like that...

More Russian Geniuses

This tunnel in Russia is approx. 2 miles long. There's a river that runs above it which makes the road moist in some spots. It gets cold in Russia, y'all, and sometimes the road freezes. This video is from a camera mounted in the tunnel and all of it takes place ini one day. Watch it and silently give props to the bus driver that got that shit back under control.

UPDATE: While I was making these posts, we ordered a pizza and the delilvery guy was Russian. I-shit-you-not. Coincidence or Celestine Prohpecy ?

Janet Jackson is the New Vivica A. Fox

Ladies, when your boob-job goes bad (and they always will) it's time to stop wearing the low cut frocks-at least until you turn enough tricks to get them fixed. Trust pope-rah.

Russians Are Geniuses

Click here to see your name spelled out and hear your name prounounced in Russian. Way cool. Turn the volume down though cause it's really loud. Type your full name in the box at the top of the page and click the button, then tell pope-rah how much you love it!

Verification That Brad Pitt is the Sexiest Man Alive

He has finally fulfilled his destiny and had himself a little girl. *sigh*

And that baby is already hot! Love it! Go BAMZS!

Pimp Daddy

A Pope-Rah original

Do you really want to pimp your 14 year old daughter for your liquor store? And why is the word daddy in quotes? Is this just a euphemism? Apparently he has another "daughter" who is 16 and needs a car, but I was too busy playing with my XM Radio to take a picture of that billboard. I meant to but the Alabama town we were travelling through was really small and all of a sudden it was gone. I don't think the billboards are working because apparently Cash's is closed down. We stopped by and the store was empty. Maybe he got "married". I would hope if he had died they would take down the billboards, but we are talking about Alabama.

Super size me!

Before

After

Perez has no business discussing the size of anyone's ass but his own. Seriously.

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Retarded New Product Post #10

If you're tired of waiting around for a vision of Jesus on your pancakes so you can sell the photo to a tabloid and sell the pancake on ebay and buy yourself a brand new trailer and an extra oxygen tank for Papaw, just hop on over to jesuspan.com and pick yourself up one of these frying pans. This pan does all the holy work for you. Sure you'd be lying but I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Maybe.

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New fetish alert!

Yes, you are reading that photo correctly. Visit crossedlegs.net for all the leg crossing your little heart can stand. You know, I once saw a dirty movie in an adult bookstore about Japanese girls with braces and it made me wonder how many different fetishes there must be out there but I never suspected this one. It seems so innocent in comparison...then I remember my boss recklessly eyeballin' my lower half this morning. Perve.

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What up, Shorty?

What is it with men and their insecurities about being short? I'd rather walk around with a short guy than walk around with a guy in heels anyday. Seriously. Come on.

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What is she hiding?

You know, I hate to jump on the BWBW (Bump Watch Band Wagon), but what is going on here? A sweater in June? The tunic shirt?

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